!NEW! Quote of the Extended Time Period...

Well, I promised something by Friday morning, and here we are, a full day early. There are some changes to the blog I'd like to make, but I have no idea how to make them. For all you techies out there, please help me. Anyway, on to the story of the new quote...

So Kent and I were talking briefly as he was leaving dinner last night as I was working. The topic of a specific new couple that had started officially dating the day before was the subject of conversation. I was trying to make the case, that certain people, under no circumstances should be allowed to date. At all. Ever. I'm not saying I should be the deciding factor in all this. But I am saying, that for the good of mankind as a whole, there are people who should never be allowed to date for the reasons listed as the fact that they could potentially have children, making our world even dumber and worse than it already is. And I don't want that. Let's pick up the dialogue.

Me: I don't Kent. I think I should get veto power. He's on my floor. Don't I get a say in this matter?

Kent: I don't think so Mr. Slim. This is a good thing. Think about: it just means that they can't get with normal people. They are both weird and are now with a weird person. This is only a good thing.

Me: I don't know Kent, I'm worried about future ramifications. I mean.....What if.....Well......

Kent: Are you worried about them having kids?

Me: Well, yeah. That's it actually. I don't think they should be allowed.

Kent: Well think about it Slim: someone has to be on "Cops" for future generations.

And that's when I all but fell on the floor, laughing hysterically. Good quote Kent.